Thursday, November 23, 2006

Poo + toilet = relief!

Nothing spells r-e-l-i-e-f like a good poo. You know, early in the morning, you wake up, feel uncomfortably bloated. Your pants fit tighter than usual, strange pains in your gut. When the feeling hits you... You have to go for a big shit! Could it be the big rib dinner you ate last night? Or maybe it was the Bran cereal you ate for breakfast the day before? Whatever it was, you zero in on the bathroom, unbuttoning your pants as you make a beeline for the toilet. You sit down, and PAF!!!!!!!!! Out it goes! *sigh*

After that, you know you are going to have a great day.

Have any great poop or fart stories? Any good bodily fluid jokes? Then we want to hear from you!