Farts and Poop are Fun!

Baby Farting SO FUNNY!

2007-01-04T18:16:00.000-05:00

Toot Tone!

2007-01-02T21:21:00.000-05:00

Pooping Peasant Popular in Spain

2006-12-20T20:28:00.000-05:00

By Associated Press

BARCELONA, Spain - The Virgin Mary. The three kings. A few wayward sheep. These are the figures one expects to find in a traditional Christmas nativity scene. Not a smartly dressed peasant squatting behind a rock with his rear-end exposed.
Yet statuettes of "El Caganer," or the great defecator in the Catalan language, can be found in nativity scenes, and increasingly on the mantelpieces of collectors, throughout Spain's northeastern Catalonia region, where for centuries symbols of defecation have played an important role in Christmas festivities.
During the holiday season, pastry shops around Catalonia sell sweets shaped like feces, and on Christmas Eve Catalan children beat a hollow log, called the tio, packed with holiday gifts, singing a song that urges it to defecate presents out the other end.
These traditions, in the case of the caganer dating back as far as the 17th century, come from an agricultural society where defecation was associated with fertility and health.
While the traditional caganer is a red-capped peasant, more modern renditions have gained popularity in recent years.

source

How to poop - Japanese potty training video

2006-12-13T12:36:00.000-05:00

Some of you may have a little trouble understanding Japanese. But you will get the idea. And this just shows that EVERYONE POOPS! If you would like to brush-up on your japanese to help you understand the video please click here.

Or just watch the video!! I find things a little funnier when I can't understand them...

Eartha Kitt and Donald Trump

2006-12-12T11:11:00.000-05:00

Shit is a funny word. "you little shit", "you big shit", "oh shit", "I'm in the shit", "your in the shit", "I've just had a shit", "I've just had a shit and your in it" and "a wagon load of shit" (who has a wagon of shit??)

Just a few examples of the word and its uses. Somehow it has more gravitas to say shit than poo, "your right in the shit mate" than "your in the poo". I've been in some deep shit in my life and I tell you, if I could have swapped it for being in the "poo" I would have done so in an instant.

Could you imagine the great Metropolitan Police telling some poor bloke he's in the poo after they have just manufactured some evidence against him? Not to suggest that that happens of course, I am sure the Guildford 4, the Birmingham 6 etc. were just simple over sites.

And of course, you get levels of shit. It has its own scale. "I may be in the shit" = mild or korma, "I am in the shit" = Basic level or madras, "I am knee deep in shit" = Bad or vindaloo and "I am up to my neck in shit here" = This is Phal and its Go time!.

What is shit scale called I wonder? I suspect it's a Turdometer but let me know what you reckon.

I was recently in the shit, not that momentous an occasion in the Goosehold I agree, but this one had spread to next door and in the three weeks since they haven't uttered a word to me. A touch unreasonable when all I did was wake up at 5am, my face stuck to my keyboard, empty beer cans strewn about and the music on full blast. mrsGoose forgave me as she tends too, eventually, sometimes or not.

Of course, over here we have all kinds of shit until you really need a shit, then we have an "Eartha Kitt" or a "Donald Trump", go figure.

And finally (hooray I hear :)

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic, "It died."

After working on the car for only a few minutes it runs nicely and idles smoothly.

The young lady asks, "What's the story?"

The mechanic replies, "Just shit in the carburetor.

"After a moments contemplation, the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?

Poop on You

2006-12-11T13:32:00.000-05:00

Have you ever been shit on by a bird?

This Picture reminded me of a time I was joining a good friend of mine and his brother to a church picnic. I was an outsider to begin with being an "inactive member". And everyone stares and you can hear the whispers. So the moment I got out of the car I was self conscience about the church members reactions to my presence at the picnic. We were walking up the hill to the food and the church goers, when a flock of seagulls flies right above my head. Out of the corner of my eye I could see the a seagull swarming around my head several times as he was planning the precise moment for his release. I looked up, and it was too late. His shit was headed down to land right on my shoulder. I tried to get out of the way, but I just wasn't fast enough.
Now I was the outsider and the one who got shat on. So needless to say the rest of the picnic was very uncomfortable. I had shit on my shoulder, and I could feel the eyes of the members. I could hear them saying to their children "that's what happens when you don't follow the ways of the Lord, God will poop on you!"

Happy International Dutch Oven DAY!!!!

2006-12-10T12:42:00.000-05:00

Yep I got some fun filled stories about my own celebration of International Dutch Oven DAY!! Stay TUNEDDD!

Dutch Oven Day Is Here

2006-12-10T06:27:00.000-05:00

So, finally, the day that Naomi was predestined to celebrate is here. Quite what is so great about a Casserole Dish is beyond theGoose. I guess it's a girlie thing, you know, kitchens, knitting, kittens etc.

"What? What do you mean its not that kind of Dutch Oven?? B*ll%cks"

Seems I had the wrong end of the stick. Mind you, that would explain the puzzled look of mrsGoose when I threw a blanket over and beat her senseleess with a saucepan this morning.

I had done all this research. I found a bloke who was a Dutch Oven Pro, another warmed his up, an outdoor Dutch Oven Specialist and some wierdo who did kept it secret.

Well, I'm off to make peace with mrsGoose. Have a good Dutch Oven day and take care you don't follow through and I'll leave you with these.

Poop on You!

2006-12-09T22:10:00.000-05:00

This is the first of many "Poop on You" Photos I plan to share here at Farts and Poop are Fun!

My favorite saying is "Poop on You".

Do you have poop on you? Send your photo of you with poo to us and we will share it for all to see!

C.P.A.B.H.

2006-12-08T19:38:00.000-05:00

Are you one of the millions of people who suffer from C.P.A.B.H.??

If you are then this is a must see video from Natalie Raitano. She helps explain how to get around your disorder and how to cope with the day to day issues that people who suffer from C.P.A.B.H. have.

What is C.P.A.B.H.? And how do you know if you are one of millions of people who suffer from it? Well if you have issues pooping anywhere but at home, then you are one of them. Please take time to watch this informative video.

DECEMBER 10TH! WOOT! WOOT!

2006-12-08T19:20:00.000-05:00

Who Cut the Cheese?

2006-12-07T09:49:00.000-05:00

And by cheese, I do not mean "pass me a slice of brie". I mean who let out that God-awful smell that just wafted by my nostrils. Anyhooo...in my surfing journeys I have come across a book which is curently high-up on my Xmas list. A perfect potty book call "Who Cut the Cheese - A Cultural History of the Fart". Could there be anything better to read while you snap, crackle and pop on the throne?

Silent But Deadly?

2006-12-06T04:11:00.000-05:00

Flatulence, not turbulence, forces plane to land
Passenger lighted matches to hide odor

By SAMUEL SHU
For The Tennessean

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

(Source)

4 Days To Go, Time For Some Fart Exercises

2006-12-06T04:04:00.000-05:00

Festive Farting!!

2006-12-06T03:50:00.000-05:00

There'll be no silent night, holy night here, no no! Trumpet yourself to a very merry Christmas this year with the 12 happy farting elves. There's Trumpy and his brother Whiffy, his twin sisters, Noxious and Potent, their cousins, Stainy, Steamy, Streaky and Stinky, and their little rascal friends Squeaky, Cheeky, Cheesy and Cabbagey...

The Farting Elves : 12 Days of Christmas

Where the donuts taste better than they smell.

2006-12-05T13:21:00.000-05:00

Farts With Lumps

2006-12-05T13:16:00.000-05:00

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants"

The Ripper

2006-12-05T13:03:00.000-05:00

5 Days left. Start your Dutch Oven preperations..

2006-12-04T18:19:00.000-05:00

Doesn't it creep up on you fast, folks...
One minute you think you have loads of time left, next thing you know it's time to start brewing!

A bored bloke once wrote...

I do declare there is some art
In making you, the perfect fart,
It ain't no easy matter, Mum,
To push this air from out my bum
In such a way that I may pass
Enchanting music out my ass.

Here's a few handy hints to guarantee a great Dutch Oven day..

Line the mattress with bin liners, or an old towel or two. You don't want to buy a new bed, just because you tried too hard.

Take a stick or a small piece of wood to the bedroom with you. Anything you can bite on to aid your grunting has got to be a bonus!

Remember to shave the fall out zone. You don't want to be picking cling-ons and dingleberries for the rest of the evening...

If possible, try to send your spouse up to bed first, say about 20 mins before yourself. This gives them time to snooze off and lulls them into a false sense of security...

and above all, remember.. Have fun!

Be the envy of all your friends, with......

2006-12-03T14:16:00.000-05:00

Farting Doorbell

A farting doorbell!
Bring a smile to the Mother-in-Laws face.
Liven up the Postmans morning.
Or even just for your own amusement - it's this seasons 'Must have!'

Or, my fecal fancying friends, perhaps a Fart Ringtone is to your taste?

Farting Ringtone

Now if only someone would invent a 'Farting Car Horn'.

Now that'd make the other guys on the trailer park reeeeeeeal jealous.....

Countdown to International Dutch Oven Day....7 days left

2006-12-02T22:06:00.000-05:00

Ok people! The home stretch is here! 7 days until International Dutch Oven day!! And in order to inspire you fart machines, I present you with Create a Fart!

Countdown to International Dutch Oven Day...8 days left

2006-12-01T10:10:00.000-05:00

All you fart connoisseur out there know that beer and broccoli make for some nasty stink, so be sure to stock up! You have 8 more days to prepare for the Dutch Oven day extravaganza! We also want to hear your funny dutch oven stories, or if you have any good dutch oven techniques. Just send them to the email at the top!

When It Comes To Shit...

2006-11-30T14:17:00.000-05:00

Elephants Rock!

How To Poo At Work

2006-11-30T13:40:00.000-05:00

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is al so an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELETTE
A case of diarrhoea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

Give a warm smelly welcome.....

2006-11-30T10:09:00.000-05:00

To our newest member, theGoose! You all know and love him from his other site babes@thegoose (NSFW). He joins me, Fact or Fiction, Poohbah (aka Dude!) and of course Zini from Cayos.com (NSFW).

Dutch Oven Day Countdown....9 days left

2006-11-30T09:33:00.000-05:00

What better way to gear up for International Dutch Oven Day, than by cooking beans in a Dutch Oven! We all know and desire the gassy goodness of beans. We all love and understand the irony of cooking these flatulent farbicators in a Dutch Oven.

iPoo

2006-11-29T14:29:00.000-05:00

Enjoy your iPoo where ever you go! Just plug in your headphones and turn up the stink! You will be jamin' in no time!

Nope....... It's Soap!

2006-11-29T14:20:00.000-05:00

The best smelling pile ever!

What could be more fun then washing your stinky ass with a piece of shit?

I dont know!

Go ahead and order your "Nope..... it's Soap" For that loved one this holiday season.

Dutch Oven Day Countdown...10 days left...

2006-11-29T12:37:00.000-05:00

Ok people. We are starting the count-down to the International Dutch Oven Day! You have 10 days to prepare yourself for a very flatulent celebration. Today I give you the "Reverse Dutch Oven". Also, be sure to add sulphur rich foods to your grocery list. Foods containing sulphur are what give our ass wind that rotten egg smell! Let us make December 10th. the smelliest day of the YEAR!!

Fart Mask

2006-11-28T19:00:00.000-05:00

This totally grossed me out.

he's got game!

2006-11-28T18:51:00.000-05:00

Poop stew

2006-11-28T17:49:00.000-05:00

Yes, ladies and gents, after two days of eating stew for lunch and supper, I have developped a case of the spattering poo-stew. You all know the kind I'm talking about. That sprays the walls of the toilet bowl. My significant other tells me the reason why he has not asked me to marry him yet is because I say things like "spattering stew-poo" outloud. *Must remember to use my inside voice next time*.

2006-11-28T17:17:00.000-05:00

Shouldn't have tried the tricky move..

Nice! And on national TV as well!

Pull-My-Finger Santa

2006-11-28T13:21:00.000-05:00

When you pull Santa's finger, he laughs, and farts, and spreads holiday cheer throughout the room.

Listen Here!

Fire Fart

2006-11-28T13:16:00.000-05:00


This Gassy fellow can light a candle with his ass!

Ren & Stimpy Dutch Oven Game

2006-11-27T18:27:00.000-05:00

Ren & Stimpy are settling down for a restful evening. All of a sudden a deeeeep sound comes from Stimpy... Oh No! Its Gas!

Play the Ren & Stimpy Dutch Oven Game

Blazing Saddles Fart Scene

2006-11-27T16:30:00.000-05:00

Lyle: How 'bout more beans Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you had enough!

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One of my all time favourite movie moments, the classic fart scene from Mel Brooks' cowboy comedy masterpiece Blazing Saddles.

What the fuck?!!!!

2006-11-26T16:31:00.000-05:00

Body Odor Rights Activists. I would NOT want to protest with these people!

You have B.O.!!

2006-11-26T16:27:00.000-05:00

You sir, smell like ass

Something to be Proud of

2006-11-26T14:09:00.000-05:00

2007 DOG POOP CALENDAR

2006-11-26T13:57:00.000-05:00

Each month features a beautiful image, but in every picture is a nice picturesque pile of dog poop. Professionally photographed, these pictures are almost breath taking, and yet totally disgusting at the same time. Packed with fun facts and stories about dog poop, this calendar is an ingenious gag gift for both the dog lover and the dog hater!

An ode to the Poo

2006-11-25T18:15:00.000-05:00

An ode to POO!

Poo is brown and very smelly,
It starts of as food then goes to your belly.
Then begins the tricky bit,
Turning all that food into shit.
Your stomach churns and packs it tight,
It festers through the quiet night.
It's morning time, so you awake,
Bits to wash and coffee to make.
Get all dressed up and grab your gear,
Leave the house and start to feel queer.
Then just as you settle in your car,
You know that you won't make it far.
'Coz in your tummy things are rumbling,
Your feeling warm the sweat is tumbling,
Buttocks clenched you head back to the house,
Taking steps just like a mouse.
Walking like you have limb issues,
Just dreaming of those soft ply tissues.
Get to the door, the key won't slide,
You start to feel the turning tide.
Bubbling, rumbling, aches and pains,
You're praying that you leave no stains.
Gently hopping up the stairs,
Trying not to mess your wares.
You make it to the porcelain room,
Looking for the bowl cleaning broom.
Bite the stick and start to wheeze,
Give a cough, then a squeeze.
And then it's over, you dropped your hat,
I don't remember eating that!'
You can now relax; your day is free,
From the hindrance that is Poop and Pee.

Poo-Ed

2006-11-25T15:35:00.000-05:00

Why Does Poo Stink?

Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

The Poo Wee song!

2006-11-25T15:18:00.000-05:00

The Poo Wee song....the poo wee song!

REMINDER! International Dutch Oven Day!

2006-11-25T12:56:00.000-05:00

Remember folks, December 10th is International Dutch Oven Day! Start preparing your gassy grocery list. We only have 2 weeks to prepare for the gassiest day of the year!!! So stock up on the 3 essential "B's". Beans, Broccoli and BEER! Spread the Word, so we can spread the stink! If you don't know what a Dutch Oven is, then see the original post!

Baby Fart

2006-11-25T12:03:00.000-05:00

Rate My Fart

2006-11-24T23:33:00.000-05:00

Rate My Fart is a fun site where you and your friends can hear actual farts, submit and upload farts, rate farts, vote on farts, and connect with other extremely gassy people.

What gross bodily function are you?

2006-11-24T23:14:00.000-05:00

Do you know? Take this quiz to find out what bodily function you are.

This shoud be a surprise to most. My results showed that I was a FART.

What are you?

Bush Poop

2006-11-24T23:02:00.000-05:00

Poop on you

Pray To The Porcelain Gods

2006-11-24T22:17:00.000-05:00

The power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.

Amen.

The Fart Thesaurus

2006-11-24T21:20:00.000-05:00

Other words for flatus: the nouns: the gas, the product itself, the sound, the types. Thanks to Zini! You stinky fartass you!

Poo Pen??

2006-11-24T19:23:00.000-05:00

Feel like writing crap? Then grab ahold of your shit pen! *Courtesy of Tom* Thanks TOM!

2006-11-24T17:53:00.000-05:00

Well, after crouching in the reception area of the 'Farts and Poop are Fun' blog waiting for the mists to clear - I am eventually in!

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Gromit and Naomi for letting me enter there precious space. It is warm and moist, if just a little bit stinky.

I will be back from time to time with heaps of steaming updates for you.

But until then, remember people, 'When you feel the lumps, you know it's toooo late!

Mr. Waxman

2006-11-24T17:19:00.000-05:00

Here at Farts and Poop are fun, it is not all about shit and farting. It is about any fluid that emanates out of your body. Such as earwax. So I present you with....Mr. Waxman!

Chocolate Milk

2006-11-24T15:22:00.000-05:00

Can we get any grosser...?? I think we can.

Shit Fountain

2006-11-24T15:14:00.000-05:00

Farting Soundboard

2006-11-24T14:21:00.000-05:00

We all love the fun noises that come out of our ass. "Click to Play" to hear the fun!

Click to Play!

Poopies

2006-11-24T14:15:00.000-05:00

If you haven't seen this already, this is a must read! The definition of various poopies.

What kind of SHIT is this!?

2006-11-24T13:56:00.000-05:00

We all have different poo's at different times. I feel education can help us understand our poo. Todays poo-ed is about "sinkers and floaters".

Were you a sinker or a floater this morning? And Why?

Toilet Knowledge

2006-11-24T13:17:00.000-05:00

Ever wanted to know how toilets work? Well today is your lucky day! The more you know, the stinkier your farts become!

So Full

2006-11-23T19:58:00.000-05:00

I just ate sooooo much food! Yummy turkey and ham and potatoes and stuffing.......

Now I just want to be able to take a nice shit and have a nap.

Happy "gobble, gobble" Day!

2006-11-23T13:56:00.000-05:00

I just wanted to wish my American counterparts a Happy Thanksgiving! Eat a shit-load of turkey because it makes you fart. And if you are being served sweet potatoes or yams, take some extra helpings! Those are some gas-producing devils right there. Enjoy, eat and fart. Tomorrow there will be an extra large helping left in the toilet!

International Dutch Oven Day

2006-11-23T12:00:00.000-05:00

Ok people, mark December 10th. on your calendar! We have proclaimed December 10th. as Dutch Oven Day! Show your loved one how much you love him/her by giving them a Dutch Oven. What is a Dutch Oven? "Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he/she gets into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let them enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds." Taken from UrbanDictionary.

We will continue to remind you of this great day over the next few weeks (in other words we will remind you to eat alot of beans before the big day!).

Farty Foods!

2006-11-23T09:54:00.000-05:00

Want to build up an all empowering fart for International Dutch Oven Day? A fart that will go down in history? A prize winning wind blast? Then check out this list of hot, stinky air producing foods.

Poo + toilet = relief!

2006-11-23T08:31:00.000-05:00

Nothing spells r-e-l-i-e-f like a good poo. You know, early in the morning, you wake up, feel uncomfortably bloated. Your pants fit tighter than usual, strange pains in your gut. When the feeling hits you... You have to go for a big shit! Could it be the big rib dinner you ate last night? Or maybe it was the Bran cereal you ate for breakfast the day before? Whatever it was, you zero in on the bathroom, unbuttoning your pants as you make a beeline for the toilet. You sit down, and PAF!!!!!!!!! Out it goes! *sigh*

After that, you know you are going to have a great day.

Have any great poop or fart stories? Any good bodily fluid jokes? Then we want to hear from you!

Stuffies go poop too!

2006-11-22T17:08:00.000-05:00